When was the last time you said ‘I love you’?
haha well hopefully it wasn’t too long ago, right?
I’d like to think I’m not some heartless beast living in a castle with a rose floating in a Hyperbaric chamber that slowly dies until I find my one true love.
Also, living in a huge dark mansion in the middle of the woods.
Also, with all my servants turned into talking household items.
Speaking of which, Beauty and the Beast is such a perfect Disney movie that it shouldn’t even count.
Also, Belle is so perfect she should not even be in the running for “favorite princess” because she should be EVERYONE’s favorite princess.
The contest is really just for second place.
Kinda reminds me of the NBA MVP race against Lebron James.
Anyways, there was always this one part in Beauty and the Beast that really made me want to marry Belle.
It’s the part where it’s winter time and the Beast and Belle start to like each other.
As they sit down for a delicious meal of what appears to be porridge, Beast hastily buries his face in his bowl to slop up his grub.
Belle looks at him condescendingly and the Beast quickly becomes ashamed. Following her lead, he proceeds to pathetically attempt to use a spoon.
After watching the Beast repeatedly miss his mouth and become frustrated, Belle decides to make a compromise.
She gracefully picks up her bowl and calmly sips the porridge.
The Beast, appreciating her gesture, is glad to meet her halfway.
Isn’t that a beautiful picture of love? Meeting your loved one halfway?
Saying, “I know you can’t do it exactly how I want you to, but that’s ok, I know you’re trying and I’m willing to compromise.”
I’m sure Belle’s other suitor, Gaston, could have eaten the porridge with a spoon. (Is there anything the guy can’t do?)
Belle, however, loves the beast and doesn’t care if he’s not perfect. He tries his best.
Seriously. It’s like Walt Disney tried extra hard on Beauty and the Beast and the other ones were just kid movies.
Ok, what were we talking about again?
Oh, that’s right.
Last time I said “I love you”
I actually just talked to my girlfriend an hour or two ago… and we’re at that weird point where it’s like you want to say “I love you” but you’re not really sure yet.
Bazinga.
You’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks.
I do not have a girlfriend.
Even if I did, I wouldn’t talk about something like that on formspring…
But seriously, if you believed any bit of that, I think you and me should go grab lunch or something. You obviously either don’t know me too well or haven’t spoken to me in a long time.
Let’s go hang out, let’s be friends.
Umm… to make what somehow became a long entry about love and Disney movies short, I told my parents I loved them on Monday.
Precious, I know.
