Definitely, Maybe
The following is a sequence of actual text messages between me and my best friend, Amrita.
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Me (11:32pm): “It’s official: I am invited to the next girl’s night out. Hope it’s going well.”
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Amrita (11:45pm): ”?! to mine?? Of course, you are always invited!”
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Me (11:46pm): ”lol I’m kidding, I wasn’t feeling rejected. Just thought I’d let you know how the rest of my night as a woman went”
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Amrita (11:47pm): ”Did you finish a pint of ice cream and watch ‘Definitely, Maybe’?”
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Me (11:48pm): ”…haha wait did you not get my first text?”
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Me (11:30pm): ”Sitting on my couch in sweatpants (I never wear sweatpants) eating ice cream and watching ‘Definitely, Maybe’ on the oxygen network…”
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This is why we’re best friends…
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Because I am a woman.
